News & Updates
Thanksgiving and Thankstaking
Dearest Clubbers, After conducting an epic fake-out last week, making you think that Sam had taken over the listserv, I return triumphantly to reclaim the power of information dispersion! I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving Break and is prepared to return to the BEST two weeks of the fall semester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As excited as you may be to study for finals, the club has got some exciting events for you this week to keep you all from going into deep depression. And you thought we were done for the year. CLUB NEVER ENDS Thankful for you all, Thankful Colin
Keep readingThe Sun Sets on Another Successful Season
Dearest Clubbers, It was much to my dismay this week that, upon sending out a link to join the listserv (this email list), it appears that nearly half of the current club members have not been receiving my emails all year. WHAT THE HELL, GUYS COM’ON. This week held yet another Nasty Week, but not just any nasty week. This nasty week was the Nasty Week to end all Nasty Weeks. Members seemed determined this year to make themselves as ill as possible, and for the alumni not in the GroupMe, you can check out the rankings here! Big congrats to our nastiest clubber,…
Keep readingPost-Nationals and the Nasty Week Gospel
My Dearest Clubbers, Have you truly lived life if you have not experienced the highs and lows of club running? This weekend, clubbers journeyed north to the promised land of chocolate. Competition was fierce, the terrain was mountainous, and clubbers battled with unwavering heart and ferocity. Although Jr/Sr/Grad and Fr/So races were not scored, we obviously won all of them on the men’s and women’s sides. In the championship races, the men placed 18th, and OUR FIRST WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM SINCE 2022 PLACED 4TH. We had some incredible performances, including Nicole Alfers with a season-best, Abbey Mckee and Catherine Parker…
Keep readingWar
Dearest Clubbers, Do you hear that? The drums of war pound in the distance. They march ever closer… NATTYS IS THE WEEK BABY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hope everyone is as excited as I am to enter the holy land of sweet treats and chocolate. We have the largest Nationals turnout we have ever had, and our squads are set to take on the rest of the nation at Hershey this weekend. Only 2 quick announcements: Prepare for battle, and please, for the love of god, do not injure yourselves this week. Godspeed,
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