Dearest Clubbers,

Do you hear that? The drums of war pound in the distance. They march ever closer…

NATTYS IS THE WEEK BABY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hope everyone is as excited as I am to enter the holy land of sweet treats and chocolate. We have the largest Nationals turnout we have ever had, and our squads are set to take on the rest of the nation at Hershey this weekend. 

Only 2 quick announcements:

1. Hotel signups are out! Sign up with your friends and kiss yo homies goodnight. 😘
2. The officer application is LIVE. Please fill this out and send me your speeches by Sunday the 9th! We will be giving speeches and hosting the election the following week, so I must have your paragraphs by then. 

Prepare for battle, and please, for the love of god, do not injure yourselves this week.

Godspeed,