Good evening Clubbers,

Just when you thought we couldn’t possibly have any more St. Patty’s day events, BOOM THE KD SHAMROCK 5K. Moved back from it’s typical spot in January, we competed in the Shamrock 5k on Saturday, absolutely demolishing Greek lifers and their parents alike. Should we gloat about this monumental accomplishment? No, but what matters is that we collected prize money out the wazoo. Brad, Will, Atticus, and Andrew swept the top 5 with Abbey and Sophie rolling in 2 and 3. I personally beat a 12-year-old wearing Alphaflys, so I’m pretty happy with my performance as well.

Track Nationals is THIS WEEK!!! We’ll have hotel signups out soon, so be on the lookout, and in case you are one of the 3 people who haven’t signed up for a car, you should do that. Please.

Other than that, we’ve got a beautiful week of rain and clouds lined up to give us some adversity before shipping off to Richmond on Friday, so enjoy it and get hyped for the biggest race this semester.

Yours truly,